The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Thursday, February 25, 2010


Sorry it's been so long since I've posted. I promise some updates soon! My boy is growing so quick and we're best of pals.

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Die ball, die!

I love chompin' on some ball! I'm training to be a circus dog and tryin' to climb on top.

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I'm back!

Hellos all! Sorry I've been away so long. Been super busy chewin' on sticks...


...and occasionally chewin' on my little boy!

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Friday, December 19, 2008


My Dad just came home and told me that Lily isn't suffering any more. Then he started crying. I'm not sure what that means. He didn't bring her home with him. I think someone must have took her for a walk.

My Mom just gave me a bath and told me that she's going to spoil me like crazy tonight. I'm getting a blow dry, a brushing, and pink toe nail polish. And later my no-good uncles, Ryan and Darren, are coming over to wrestle with me. I'm going to chase them around real good. But, I keep looking around and can't find Lily. I want to brag about my special treatment and make her jealous but I can't find her.

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A Sad, Sad Puppy

My dad told me that this evening my cousin and best friend, Lily, will be going away forever. I'm not sure what to think or really what they mean. Lily doesn't wrestle with me much any more. My dad cooks her ground beef, chicken, hot dogs, rice, and gives here lots of dog bones and puppy jerky, but she lets me eat most of it. She tells me that she's not really all that hungry. My dad has been hollering at me a lot when he catches me eating all those goodies he leaves out for Lily. I feel bad about eating her treats (sometimes), but hey, it would be a shame to let it go to waste, right? Last night Mommy and Daddy were giving Lily lots of love and crying, so I climbed in their laps and cuddled with them and dad told me he'll be needing me to do that a lot this weekend.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Lily is doing well! Thanks for your emails.

Hello world! Good news. My cousin Lily is doing great for now. We are thankful every day she is still with us. She's lost a lot of weight, and has some trouble breathing, but otherwise she seems to be her normal self. Tomorrow Lily's family is coming to see here. They've been in Japan for over two years and we're super excited to see them. Lily and I get to meet Lily's new little girl, Sadie Grace, who is the same age as my little boy. Sadie was born in Japan and we've never seen her before.

Lily's vet, Dr. Cat, recommended some medicine that is making her feel better for now. Her appetite has returned and she's stopped losing weight. My Dad makes Lily food from ground beef and rice. I'm super jealous, but whenever Mom and Dad aren't watching I steal Lily's food. I know, this is a bit selfish, but hey---it's ground beef! She doesn't always eat it and I'd hate for it to go to waste. I'm just being froogle!

I do worry though that after Lily is gone I might be cold at night. I don't know what I'll do without my cuddle buddy.

Friday, November 21, 2008

My Cousin Lily

My parents just talked our vet and my cousin Lily is doing really bad. The vet has found some problems in her tummy and we are all wondering right now how much longer she'll be with us.

I'm a sad, sad puppy today.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bad News!

My parents just got off the phone with the vet. My cousin Lily is sick and the vet wants to run lots of tests on her! She's lost a lot of weight and appears to have something wrong with her digestive system! I hope she's okay. More pics of Lily and I will come soon! I promise.

Good news is that the vet says I'm a perfect dog in every way (which I already knew). And today the vet took a picture of me to hang in their office!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Snuggle Up

Ahhhh... So tired...

Ahhhh... So warm and cuddly...

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

More Pics of My Haircut!

"My Mom and Dad think I look more like a puppy now than before my haircut!!! I'm enjoying the increased cuddles!"



Little White Eyelashes


"'Nuff Said!"

The Art of Cuddling

"To cuddle, just move in close..."

"...a little bit closer..."

"...a little bit closer yet..."

"...ahhhh.........cuddle achieved.....hold position!"



Let Me Explain Somethin'

"Hey there snarky dog. Let's me 'xplain somethin' to ya. From now on I'm the only cuteness in this house," says Henry.

To which The Cuteness replied, "You wanna bet you little...."

To which Mommy replied, "CUTENESS!!!"

To which The Cuteness replied with a sigh.

Mini-The Cuteness

"Mom and Dad got my boy a little stuffed version of me!"

"I'm not really diggin' the part where they let him chew on Mini-the Cuteness' ears..."

"But, I have a feeling the boy and I will get a long great (just so long as he respects my authority)!"

Monday, June 02, 2008

Neeked Puppy!

Shivers! This weekend my parents shaved me head to toe. I feel so exposed... and COLD!


Sunday, March 23, 2008

Hello World!

"Hello world! I would like for you to meet my new brother, Henry James!!! Mom and Dad don't let me play with him much, but I finally managed to sneak into a picture!"

Easter Pics

Today is Easter, and my Mom and Dad made me wear these stupid bunny ears!

How humiliating!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Click Here to Read A CNN Article About Dog Blog's!

How did they miss my blog in the article about dog blogs on! It's blasphemy I tell you! Blasphemy!

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Strange Things have Been Going On

What's this? A new pet?

Doesn't smell like a dog...

What foolishness are Mom and Dad up to?

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I need a haircut!


This picture says it all!

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Sunday, November 25, 2007

In Which Friday Tries to Bark

Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!

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Gazelle Hop

This is a video in which I participate in a dog fight with my new sister, Friday, and demonstrate a daring display of aerial acrobatics with a maneuver I call the Gazelle Hop.

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A Video in Which I Meet My Sister, Friday

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My New Sis

At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!

But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.

Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.

You can walk OVER things...

You can walk UNDER things...

...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!

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