The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer
Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.
I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Die ball, die!
Friday, December 19, 2008
My Dad just came home and told me that Lily isn't suffering any more. Then he started crying. I'm not sure what that means. He didn't bring her home with him. I think someone must have took her for a walk.
My Mom just gave me a bath and told me that she's going to spoil me like crazy tonight. I'm getting a blow dry, a brushing, and pink toe nail polish. And later my no-good uncles, Ryan and Darren, are coming over to wrestle with me. I'm going to chase them around real good. But, I keep looking around and can't find Lily. I want to brag about my special treatment and make her jealous but I can't find her.
A Sad, Sad Puppy
Monday, December 08, 2008
Lily is doing well! Thanks for your emails.
Hello world! Good news. My cousin Lily is doing great for now. We are thankful every day she is still with us. She's lost a lot of weight, and has some trouble breathing, but otherwise she seems to be her normal self. Tomorrow Lily's family is coming to see here. They've been in Japan for over two years and we're super excited to see them. Lily and I get to meet Lily's new little girl, Sadie Grace, who is the same age as my little boy. Sadie was born in Japan and we've never seen her before.
Lily's vet, Dr. Cat, recommended some medicine that is making her feel better for now. Her appetite has returned and she's stopped losing weight. My Dad makes Lily food from ground beef and rice. I'm super jealous, but whenever Mom and Dad aren't watching I steal Lily's food. I know, this is a bit selfish, but hey---it's ground beef! She doesn't always eat it and I'd hate for it to go to waste. I'm just being froogle!
I do worry though that after Lily is gone I might be cold at night. I don't know what I'll do without my cuddle buddy.
Friday, November 21, 2008
My Cousin Lily
I'm a sad, sad puppy today.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Good news is that the vet says I'm a perfect dog in every way (which I already knew). And today the vet took a picture of me to hang in their office!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
More Pics of My Haircut!
The Art of Cuddling
Let Me Explain Somethin'
Monday, June 02, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
How did they miss my blog in the article about dog blogs on CNN.com! It's blasphemy I tell you! Blasphemy!
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Strange Things have Been Going On
Sunday, November 25, 2007
In Which Friday Tries to Bark
Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!
My New Sis
At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!
But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.
Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.
You can walk OVER things...
You can walk UNDER things...
...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!